Things I Learned From "Confessions of an Heiress"
Paris Hilton's hair is actually curly!!!

Her favorite shade of blue is baby blue.

She loves Naomi Campbell . . . and Pharell . . . and Nicky Hilton . . . and Gwen Stefani . . . and various other celebrities.

She doesn't like the nudist colony that she and Nicole went to for Simple Life 2, but she does enjoy Paris.

She doesn't wear the same outfit twice, and neither should you!

If you want to act like an heiress, be a complete snob but say that you aren't.

^ That isn't actually in the book, but it's my interpretation, which is always right.

Seriously . . . if you really want to lose brain cells and want an easy read while doing so, pick up "Confessions of an Heiress." She has a chapter about her favorite hairstylists, fashions, the fashion shows she likes to attend, makeup, even about three spreads on her favorite colors. Most of the book is pictures of her. Pictures . . . of her. You wouldn't think so by the obnoxious pink picture of her on the cover, would you? I got it today and I'm almost half-way through it . . . and I've read it for maybe a total of an hour and fifteen minutes. It's mind-numbing. Truly mind-numbing. If Paris Hilton were standing within arms reach of me right now, I would punch her in the side of the head. Seriously. Honestly. Right in the side of the head. No joke.

By the by, I borrowed it from the library. You should to. Don't waste money on this crap. I mean . . . I'm sure you know that already. Yeah.