Life and Times of Skippy el Turturro

Guess What Color My Hand Will Be Tomorrow and Get a Free Pat on the Back!!!
So, my right hand continues to be at a size that is not normal to how my left hand is. It all started one sunny Saturday afternoon while working for my uncle on a brick job. I was taking some scaffold down, and took a crossbar off wrong. The scaffold fell, the bottom of the crossbar still attached to the scaffold. The crossbar clamped down on my hand, and I couldn't get the scaffold back up to take the pressure off of the crossbar, and, it turn, my hand. I had to call my uncle a couple of times before he came over and picked the scaffold up. My hand is mainly a gross yellow-type color. My knuckles, however, and a reddish-purple, and it looks like its getting darker from my knuckles up my hand.

DOESN'T IT SOUND FUN?!?!?

Went to the Westport show with Send the Dawn and Iscariot last Saturday, but didn't see either bands. It's a shame that there are some stupid girls in this world that think it's cool to get attention by ruining the good times of others. Hopefully, the Westport won't be lost as a venue.

There was something else that I was going to talk about here ... but I can't remember ...

The download that's on CulpJamz is down (7-day expiration on YouSendIt). I'm going to open up a MySpace Music account. You can upload four MP3s on there, so I'm going to open that and upload "The Turtle Song" onto that. When I get more things, I'll put them up on MySpace.

OH! I remember what I was going to. I was going to post a relatively new song.

I just thought of a name for this song a little while ago, and the lyrics are below. The song is called "Sacrilicious Apparitions". I was going to put this on my second album (If Macy Gray Can Make a Career in Music, Why Can't I?), but I'm thinking of pushing this up to Andrew "The Mighty" Culp's Greatest Hits. Leave a comment and let me know what you think.

"Sacrilicious Apparitions"

Virgin Mary on my grilled cheese
Jesus Christ is on a tortilla
There's a cob of corn that looks like Judas Iscariot
Found by some chick named Maria

Just another day in Mexico
Just another sighting of someone I know
It ain't Elvis and it ain't Tupac
Can't you see all the thousands flock?

Jesus is rusted on a chimney
I move back and forth but he keeps looking at me
He's like a religious Mona Lisa
Is that Christ hangin' from the tower of Pisa?

Cause its Mary on my grilled cheese
Jesus Christ is on a tortilla
There's a scarecrow that looks like John the Baptizer
Mark and Luke hangin' in a pizzeria

Just another day in Mexico
Just another sighting of someone I know
It ain't Elvis, it ain't Tupac
Can't you see all the thousands flock

Virgin Mary's on my grilled cheese
She said "Don't eat me!" She begged me "Please!"
I can't turn down a delicious sandwich, though.
Devoured that grilled cheese and away I go-o-o.

Virgin Mary was on my grilled cheese
Jesus Christ is on a tortilla
Just another day in Mexico
Just another sighting idea

Someone - someone I know
Someone - someone I know
Someone - someone I know
Someone - someone I know

Another day in Mexico
Hey, look! There's my friend, Pedro.
Sounds like he's got some important news.
Jesus sighting on somebody's bruise.

OH!

Just another day in Mexico.
Just another sighting of someone I know
It ain't Elvis and it ain't Tupac
Watch all of the masses flock!

OH OH OH!

Virgin Mary on my grilled cheese
Christ Jesus is on my tortilla
Corn on the cob looks like Judas Iscariot
Found by some chick named Maria

Current Music: Sage Francis - Hey, Bobby

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